cock.wmv is the nineteenth video ever uploaded to the xxxxxxxxxabeiscoolxx channel. It was written and uploaded on September 5, 2011, and is one of two videos created on that date as part of a challenge to create and upload a video within an hour. Although it is not titled as a short, it is generally considered one. In it, Abe does a bunch of random shit. It also marks the first appearence of Loli in an Abraham Short.
Lawrence: One day, Abe was pooping into his lunchbox. He really had to go and his penis was getting really soft because of it. His dick farted. This caused Abe to slip and land in the garbage. Abe's garbage was overflowing with poop.